Between hangovers, we occasionally write the odd bit of code. And believe me, some of it is very odd indeed. With a combined industry experience approaching 45 days, our certified professionals are well placed to help your organization leverage the latest mobile technology by employing next-generation, out-of-their-box thinking to facilitate cross-fertilization of your business-focused, customer-facing paradigms.
Elmer Fudge "Fearless Leader"
Whilst plainly the holder of any number of attendance certificates from the Community College of Life, there remains a suspicion in the office that his MNBA (Masters of Basketball Administration) from the Anglican University of Beirut may be, how can I put this? A fake.
Nowhere near as young as she looks, Sahara is our resident wiz with the pixels. Born in the year of the fox, she wasted the best years of her life on an ill-thought out attempt to claim the Guinness World Record for balancing Ritz-Bitz crackers on your chin. The second-best years of her life were spent in cobwebby-attics "freelancing", whatever that is. Now in her twinkly, twinkly twilight days, she takes delight in tormenting younger members of the team with stories of when gas was ten cents a gallon and Jaffa Cakes actually had oranges in them.
To be honest, we'd never get anything done without Chris. We don't get anything done with him either, but hey, he's the only one who owns a suit. We make him go to the bank when we need some more "seed-funding" or a pocket full of paperclips and a couple of those pens with ridiculously feeble chains hanging from one end. When not filching office supplies from financial institutions, Chris can be found hunched over his ergonomic keyboard, nose little more than an inch from the screen, wondering for the millionth time why he turned down that lucrative entertainment contract in '86. After all, what's a little nudity amongst friends?
Universally looked down on by the "talent" (see above) this scrub-faced duo are currently on probation. Given strict instructions to stay late and make sure everything is locked up, especially the Jaffa Cakes, they have singularly failed to find out who it is that breaks in every night and fixes the build.
